The Virgin Romance Novelist by Meghan Quinn Also by this author: Forever A Jett Girl, The Mother Road,
on April 2, 2015
Genres: Contemporary Romance, Romance, Romantic Comedy
Pages: 292
Format: eARC
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Her bosom heaved at an alarming rate as his rough hand found its way down to her soft, yet wiry briar patch...
Can you say briar patch in a romance novel? What about meat sword? That’s what it is…a meat sword, right, all meaty and sword like, slaying through the inner dungeons of a woman’s dark desires. What about breasts? Do bosoms really heave?
God, I have no idea what happens when private parts touch.
I’m a virgin trying to write a romance novel and can’t seem to write past a sex scene thanks to my lack of experience.
My two best friends encourage me to drop the pen for a while and gain some real life practice through multiple dating facets such as blind dates, online profiles, and random hookups.
But losing my virginity is proving to be tougher than expected…
OMG! After I was able to catch my breath and breathe again from the fits of laughter that accompany this book, I gathered my thoughts for a review…
Before I tell you all the things I loved…I will tell you the one thing I hate…This is a stand alone novel!!! What? No more Rosie? Give us more Rosie QUINN!!!!
Rosie is easily my favorite comedic heroine EVER!!! I cannot remember loving and laughing with a character as much as I did with Rosie! The trials and tribulations of writing a hot erotic romance novel as virgin is not as easy as it seems. Poor girl! She really puts herself out there and in some crazy situations! Situations that makes soda come out of your nose if you are not careful, situations that make you pee in your pants a little, and make your stomach feel like you have done about 100 crunches! Thanks Meghan!! This book will give your stomach a good, laughing work out!
Meghan is one of my favorite writers, I love her books, she throws humor and sass in all of them but this one stands on its own when it comes to funny, I think romantic comedy is her Superpower!!
Rosie will have you laughing until you cry. You will cheer her on as she goes from date to date, trying to reach her ultimate goal of giving up her V card and you will swoon when she finally falls in love. It was perfect!
Oh! And did I mention Rosie is a Janeite! Yes, we are kindred spirits her and I! We are sisters in the Austenhood… 🙂 WE LOVE MR.DARCY!!
Meghan Quinn gives us a sweet romantic comedy that is pee in your pants fantastic!!
5 Grab-Your-Depends-Cuz-It’s-Going-to-be-a-Long-Night-of-Laughs Hearts!
